Here you go, “Baba.” While investigating used guitars on Craigslist for a coworker, I found this priceless listing:

I have an Oscar Schmidt 6-string acoustic guitar, Model# OG-2N. It is like new and in great condition. It was a gift from an ex, he was supposed to teach me how to play, but like every other part of our relationship, he was lazy. Also included is a molded SKB case, (price tag on it says $104.95), KORG chromatic tuner, and a lovely maroon-flowered strap. I am told that this is a great guitar for beginners, but honestly I really know nothing about it. I did a little ebay research and similar guitars are listed at this price…seems fair to me.

I can not provide you with a picture because I threw the camera at him during a fight. Maybe with your money I will buy a new one.

Please get this thing out of my house. Makes a great gift for the right girl, just not me, I wanted to learn the banjo.

Cash only please.

Cash only indeed.